lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

arminarlert:

reminder that if we’re in a mutual and you’re under the age of 18 and find it creepy or weird that i’m following you back as an adult then let me know and i’ll unfollow and it won’t need to be a big deal at all… like, please put your own safety and wellbeing first 

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

burningbayleaves:

aspiringwitchblog:

nightvaleblog:

So, in essence, if someone tells you your essential oils or your energy work or your spells are just a placebo, regard it as an attempt at sabotaging your work. Say, “So what? Fuck off.” Then continue doing what works for you.

AMEN

Yo people will tell you what you’re doing is fake, but mix a little water with some funky smelling shit and flick it at them saying some made up incantation and they will flip the fuck out.

dysphoriawitch:

holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad

kirigiriurl:

praising your kid for doing something “normal” people do and outright acknowledging it as something abnormal for them (“you finally came out of your cave upstairs!” “you finally put some nice clothes on!”) has a very real chance of making them feel like their normal is below average and looked down upon

tldr don’t say shit like “oh, youre talking to us, this is new”

betomad:

Solebury, Pennsylvania. photo by greg kear

betomad:

Solebury, Pennsylvania. photo by greg kear